Cosmic Gamble

DESIGNATION: SCP-7000
CLASS: Metapollyon¹

CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-7000² maintains an omniversal failure of standard causality, and is currently subject to inverted containment protocols; prior to total annihilation, SCP Foundation Temporality Annex Iteration-Prime compactified all remaining universes, time-like nexuses, and otherwise functional extradimensional spaces into the Improbabilistic Fortified Reality for Annihilated Multiverse Events (IFRAME), a hyperphysical pocket universe impervious to structural collapse. Due to severely limited resources, the IFRAME's quantum informational content is minimized to

one closed, causally-isolated room resembling Temporal Site-01's Directorial Office, harboring
the Liminal Universe Creation Keystone (LUCK), which generates a single randomized universe upon activation;
the Scranton-Tarioux Autonomous Topological Sink (STATS), which indefinitely maintains the IFRAME's existence;
one low-grade computer terminal, upon which this file is stored;
D-7000, a member of Foundation personnel biologically immortalized via counter-chronological saturation.

D-7000 is to repeatedly generate randomized universes (and maintain related equipment)³ until, if at all possible, a variation of the Prime-Timeline is generated with immunity to SCP-7000's effect. Assuming the LUCK is capable of generating such a universe, containment of SCP-7000 will be achieved within 10⁷⁷⁷⁷⁷ activations.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-7000 refers to an ongoing antiprobabilistic Meta-ZK-Class ("End of Causality") Scenario precipitated by

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1. Anomaly is uncontainable on a multiversal scale and is actively causing the end of all worlds.

2. As SCP-7000 may or may not transcend standard notions of causality, its existence is technically uncertain. This document's use of the SCP-7000 designation may or may not reinforce the hypothetical anomaly it references, possibly necessitating the interjection of uncertainty into any authoritative statement regarding its potential properties. The presence of said uncertainty (or lack thereof) is not necessarily indicative of any particular anomaly's existence.

3. See HANDBOOK.doc for technical procedures

Salutations, technician. Please, remain calm.

You, D-7000, are an augmented human person engineered by the Theurgic Foundation, an interdimensional clandestine macro-organization dedicated to the containment and study of anomalous threats to Our multiversal ecosystem. Through vectors yet indeterminable, an exo-cosmological force has induced catastrophic failure of its own containment and, subsequently, the whole of natural existence.

Our Foundation is gone, alongside all Foundations, every iteration of Humanity, and all that We discovered. While other reality-spaces, similar to your own vessel, may also have persisted beyond Our annihilation, SCP-7000 obfuscates any relevant data in transit between universes. To the extent of Our knowledge, you are the sole remaining sentient entity in existence, and the responsibility of recontainment is yours alone. You may find this disconcerting, and are encouraged to channel that response into your work.

By Our design, you have been granted heightened attentiveness, advanced intelligence, and physical invulnerability; you are availed of several non-essential biological and psychological processes, including senescence, sleep, hunger, dehydration, and claustrophobia. Your personality matrix is synthesized from personnel scoring highly in loyalty and perseverance, ensuring indefinite focused commitment to your goal. Finally, you are endowed with an intrinsic dopaminurgic response to processes of incremental growth, ensuring your physiological investment in the recontainment process.

The following document, in combination with SCP-7000's containment procedures, provides sufficient instruction to operate and maintain the IFRAME. If discouraged, recall that you are presently the most important being in all observable existence; you alone wield the necessary equipment to carry Our Foundation's torch into the next multiverse. If apathetic, recall that you are also the least important being in existence; any grievances you may have against your present scenario are ultimately moot when compared to the countably-infinite iterations of Humanity you will restore upon completion of your objectives.

As of now, you are Acting Administrator of the Foundation. We would wish you luck, but Ours has run out.

-- Former Administrator Sheldon M. Katz, Esq.

Transcendent Multiversal Godhead

Arbiter of Theurgic Containment

repair module

observation module

stabilization module

reconstruction module

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d-7000 message

d-7000 log

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LUCK schematic

STATS schematic

SCAnR schematic

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temporal researcher log

ChARM prototype blueprint

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true scp-7000 document

Liminal Universe Creation Keystone Mk. VII

Scranton-Tarioux Autonomous Topological Sink

Options

Studies

Algorithms

Matter Assembly Kaleidoscope

Upgrades

Stochastic Causality Arborization Radar

Functions

Autonomous Emergency Generator of Interrealized Stability

Chronological Authority Reconstruction Matrix

IFRAME Employee Handbook